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Jeff Dunham - Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there for every major event. Template
Jeff Dunham - Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there for every major event. Template
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Rob Lowe - I am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids' birthday parties. Template
Rob Lowe - I am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids' birthday parties. Template
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Blake Anderson - I love mayonnaise. Every birthday when I was a kid I'd go to Black Angus and just dip my burger in mayo. Template
Blake Anderson - I love mayonnaise. Every birthday when I was a kid I'd go to Black Angus and just dip my burger in mayo. Template
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Cathy Guisewite - I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday. Template
Cathy Guisewite - I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday. Template
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Cody Horn - And I was very shy as a kid; if you sang me 'Happy Birthday,' I would cry. Quite shy. So the idea of being an actor, much less a model, was just out of this world. Template
Cody Horn - And I was very shy as a kid; if you sang me 'Happy Birthday,' I would cry. Quite shy. So the idea of being an actor, much less a model, was just out of this world. Template
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Anne Lamott - Some people won't go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter. Template
Anne Lamott - Some people won't go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter. Template
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Gene Tierney - I had been offered a Hollywood contract before my 18th birthday. It gave me the spark I needed. Template
Gene Tierney - I had been offered a Hollywood contract before my 18th birthday. It gave me the spark I needed. Template
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Isla Fisher - I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up. Template
Isla Fisher - I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up. Template
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Matthew Sweet - The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him. Template
Matthew Sweet - The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him. Template
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Bobby Sherman - One I built when I was a kid, and it was a real miniature of Disneyland. I fell in love with the park when I went there with my parents on my 12th birthday. Template
Bobby Sherman - One I built when I was a kid, and it was a real miniature of Disneyland. I fell in love with the park when I went there with my parents on my 12th birthday. Template
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John L. Phillips - There weren't any astronauts until I was about 10. Yuri Gagarin went into space right around my 10th birthday. Template
John L. Phillips - There weren't any astronauts until I was about 10. Yuri Gagarin went into space right around my 10th birthday. Template
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Walter Lord - Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake. Template
Walter Lord - Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake. Template
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Lawrence Tierney - Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday. Template
Lawrence Tierney - Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday. Template
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John Lydon - Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence. Template
John Lydon - Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence. Template
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Liza Soberano - I'm not really big on gifts. I like giving back on my birthday. Template
Liza Soberano - I'm not really big on gifts. I like giving back on my birthday. Template
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Larry David - I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' Template
Larry David - I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' Template
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Ansel Elgort - I had a birthday party with my family and friends at a house, and Chipotle catered. It was beautiful. Template
Ansel Elgort - I had a birthday party with my family and friends at a house, and Chipotle catered. It was beautiful. Template
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Sundar Pichai - If I'm about to forget my kid's birthday, I want the phone to scream at me until I do something about it. Template
Sundar Pichai - If I'm about to forget my kid's birthday, I want the phone to scream at me until I do something about it. Template
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Chris Brown - My best kiss was on stage. Kelly Rowland from Destiny's Child gave me a really nice soft kiss on my lips during a performance on my birthday. It was amazing. Template
Chris Brown - My best kiss was on stage. Kelly Rowland from Destiny's Child gave me a really nice soft kiss on my lips during a performance on my birthday. It was amazing. Template
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Jim Kelly - When I retired from the NFL, my son was born on my birthday two weeks later, which is Valentine's Day. Imagine having a son born on your birthday. Template
Jim Kelly - When I retired from the NFL, my son was born on my birthday two weeks later, which is Valentine's Day. Imagine having a son born on your birthday. Template
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Ben Platt - I had a 'Cats' phase, where I did lots of overturned furniture and trash cans. I asked for a fog machine for my birthday. Template
Ben Platt - I had a 'Cats' phase, where I did lots of overturned furniture and trash cans. I asked for a fog machine for my birthday. Template
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Prabhas - I like spending time with my family and friends on my birthday. Template
Prabhas - I like spending time with my family and friends on my birthday. Template
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Harold Pinter - My second play, The Birthday Party, I wrote in 1958 - or 1957. It was totally destroyed by the critics of the day, who called it an absolute load of rubbish. Template
Harold Pinter - My second play, The Birthday Party, I wrote in 1958 - or 1957. It was totally destroyed by the critics of the day, who called it an absolute load of rubbish. Template
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Sayaji Shinde - Everybody should plant a tree on any happy occasion or birthday and celebrate. Template
Sayaji Shinde - Everybody should plant a tree on any happy occasion or birthday and celebrate. Template
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Kell Brook - I'm scared of heights, but for my 30th birthday I'm going to try and get someone to kick me out of a plane and do a parachute jump. Template
Kell Brook - I'm scared of heights, but for my 30th birthday I'm going to try and get someone to kick me out of a plane and do a parachute jump. Template
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Thomas S. Monson - As I approached my 18th birthday and prepared to enter military service in World War II, I was recommended to receive the Melchizedek Priesthood. Template
Thomas S. Monson - As I approached my 18th birthday and prepared to enter military service in World War II, I was recommended to receive the Melchizedek Priesthood. Template
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Kevin Smith - I saw Richard Linklater's film 'Slacker' for my twenty-first birthday. That was the moment when it all seemed possible. This guy gave me hope. Template
Kevin Smith - I saw Richard Linklater's film 'Slacker' for my twenty-first birthday. That was the moment when it all seemed possible. This guy gave me hope. Template
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Alessandro Michele - My father was a shaman. He told me that time doesn't exist. He didn't use a clock. He didn't know when my birthday was. Template
Alessandro Michele - My father was a shaman. He told me that time doesn't exist. He didn't use a clock. He didn't know when my birthday was. Template
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Rakesh Sharma - There is one person who sends me three cards every year. One on New Year's, one for my birthday and the third that marks the anniversary of my flight into space. Template
Rakesh Sharma - There is one person who sends me three cards every year. One on New Year's, one for my birthday and the third that marks the anniversary of my flight into space. Template
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Rachael Ray - I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days. Template
Rachael Ray - I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days. Template
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Samantha Bee - I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too. Template
Samantha Bee - I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too. Template
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Bret Hart - Every year, I think you earn the right to eat cake on your birthday. Template
Bret Hart - Every year, I think you earn the right to eat cake on your birthday. Template
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Mary Steenburgen - I decided if you're lucky enough to be alive, you should use each birthday to celebrate what your life is about. Template
Mary Steenburgen - I decided if you're lucky enough to be alive, you should use each birthday to celebrate what your life is about. Template
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The Ultimate Warrior - Martin Luther King can have his own self-titled birthday recognized as a national holiday, but not our country's first president? Template
The Ultimate Warrior - Martin Luther King can have his own self-titled birthday recognized as a national holiday, but not our country's first president? Template
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Stephen Hopkins - I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face. Template
Stephen Hopkins - I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face. Template
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Debbie Macomber - I am a big popcorn fanatic. I love popcorn. In fact one year for my birthday, my husband bought me one of those big popcorn machines like they have in movie theaters. Template
Debbie Macomber - I am a big popcorn fanatic. I love popcorn. In fact one year for my birthday, my husband bought me one of those big popcorn machines like they have in movie theaters. Template
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Molly Sims - My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday. Template
Molly Sims - My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday. Template
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Steven Wright - I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' Template
Steven Wright - I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' Template
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Julianna Margulies - The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend's birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people's birthdays. Template
Julianna Margulies - The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend's birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people's birthdays. Template
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Barry White - I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see the point. This was 1962, and I was ready to make music. Template
Barry White - I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see the point. This was 1962, and I was ready to make music. Template
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Mikhail Baryshnikov - I like to go to anybody else's birthday, and if I'm invited I'm a good guest. But I never celebrate my birthdays. I really don't care. Template
Mikhail Baryshnikov - I like to go to anybody else's birthday, and if I'm invited I'm a good guest. But I never celebrate my birthdays. I really don't care. Template
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Liv Tyler - I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too. Template
Liv Tyler - I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too. Template
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Loretta Lynn - My biggest hero, Gregory Peck, was my birthday present on April 14, 1973. I just sat and stared at him. Template
Loretta Lynn - My biggest hero, Gregory Peck, was my birthday present on April 14, 1973. I just sat and stared at him. Template
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Art Buchwald - This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security. Template
Art Buchwald - This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security. Template
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Ellen Glasgow - It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me. Template
Ellen Glasgow - It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me. Template
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Robert Staughton Lynd - Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen. Template
Robert Staughton Lynd - Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen. Template
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Anne Lamott - The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are. Template
Anne Lamott - The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are. Template
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Kristin Armstrong - I love the big fresh starts, the clean slates like birthdays and new years, but I also really like the idea that we can get up every morning and start over. Template
Kristin Armstrong - I love the big fresh starts, the clean slates like birthdays and new years, but I also really like the idea that we can get up every morning and start over. Template
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Sloane Crosley - I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory. Template
Sloane Crosley - I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory. Template
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Sam Levenson - It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.' Template
Sam Levenson - It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.' Template