Sarcastic Out Of Office Message
Subject: Experiencing Freedom, Currently Unavailable to Respond
Hi there,
Well, your timing could’ve been better. The email deity has played a cruel joke on you as I, [YOUR NAME], your friendly neighborhood [YOUR POSITION] of [YOUR COMPANY NAME], am currently not at my desk. I've escaped to a place where spam filters and task requests are foreign concepts. Read: I am on vacation and blissfully unaware of this email.
Don’t panic. My absence hasn’t led to a breakdown of the system. For immediate assistance...or if it's something I shudder to think...urgent, you can reach out to [ALTERNATIVE CONTACT NAME] at [ALTERNATIVE CONTACT EMAIL or NUMBER].
And if you're here to simply chat or socialize? Well... laughter ensues. Let's reconnect when I get back? Would hate to miss out on your tales about that coffee machine that never works or what's new on Netflix. I'll be ready to reciprocate with my suntan and fun vacation anecdotes.
Expected date of return is [DATE OF RETURN]. However, do note, your email will face a fierce competition from an avalanche of backlog upon my return. So please expect a delay in response time.
Thank you for your understanding. I appreciate your patience while I am away and promise to respond to your message as soon as possible when I return.
In absolute sincerity,
[YOUR NAME]
[YOUR POSITION]
[YOUR COMPANY NAME]
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