Jerry Seinfeld - You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.’
Lionel Blue - To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.
Bob Hope - Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.
Betty White - The older you get the better you get, unless you are a banana.
M. Rivers - Your age isn't you. Use today to feel your best, celebrate and be your very happiest.
Byron Pulsifer - A birthday is not a day to fear. It is a day to celebrate and look forward to the coming year.
Georges Clemenceau - Everything I know I learned after I was 30.
Oscar Wilde - The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
Paris Hilton - The way I see it, you should live every day like it's your birthday.
Carl Gustav Jung - Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research.
Thomas Bailey Aldrich - To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age.
Golda Meir - Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it.
Anna Magnani - Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.
Bobby Kelton - Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
Jim Gaffigan - Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.
Euripides - If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
Sophie Tucker - From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five
Dave Allen - I still think of myself as I was 25 years ago. Then I look in a mirror and see an old bastard and I realize it’s me.
Lucille Ball - The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Booth Tarkington - Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age.
Satchel Paige - Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter.
Lucy Larcom - Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come.
Charles Schulz - Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Groucho Marx - Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Wilfred Peterson - Your birthday is the beginning of your own personal new year. Your first birthday was a beginning, and each new birthday is a chance to begin again, to start over, to take a new gri
Norman Wisdom - As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
Rachel Maddow - My life is better with every year of living it.
Fred Astaire - Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.
Nicky Gumbel - Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be. Make the most of it!
Edward Morykwas - Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Emily Dickinson - We turn not older with years, but newer every day.
Bernard Baruch - To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Bob Hope - You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Menachem Mendel Schneerson - Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.
William Barclay - There are two great days in a person’s life—the day we are born and the day we discover why.
Tom Wilson - Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
Benjamin Franklin - It is the working man who is the happy man. It is the idle man who is the miserable man.
Denis Waitley - A good life is a collection of happy moments.
Julia Child - The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they’re right if you love to be with them all the time.
Kate Summers - The two of you make a difference in our lives. You give us an example of what a happy marriage looks like. Wishing you many more years. Happy Anniversary.
Ann S. Butler - Memories you have created, a home of love you provided, the two of you deserve much happiness. Happy Anniversary to the World's Best Parents
Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce - I want to tell Jamaica, Happy 50th Anniversary.
Little River Band - Happy anniversary baby, Got you on my mind.
Julia Child - The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they're right if you love to be with them all the time.
Philip Green - It's all about quality of life and finding a happy balance between work and friends and family.
Maluma - I am very happy and honored to be part of the Sony ATV family.
Charles Dudley Warner - Happy is said to be the family which can eat onions together. They are, for the time being, separate, from the world, and have a harmony of aspiration.
Janet Jackson - I am the baby in the family, and I always will be. I am actually very happy to have that position. But I still get teased. I don't mind that.
George Bernard Shaw - A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
Robert Green Ingersoll - Happiness is the only good. The time to be happy is now. The place to be happy is here. The way to be happy is to make others so.
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