Steven Wright - For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
Sam Levenson - It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
Sloane Crosley - I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory.
Kristin Armstrong - I love the big fresh starts, the clean slates like birthdays and new years, but I also really like the idea that we can get up every morning and start over.
Anne Lamott - The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are.
Robert Staughton Lynd - Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen.
Ellen Glasgow - It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
Art Buchwald - This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
Loretta Lynn - My biggest hero, Gregory Peck, was my birthday present on April 14, 1973. I just sat and stared at him.
Liv Tyler - I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too.
Mikhail Baryshnikov - I like to go to anybody else's birthday, and if I'm invited I'm a good guest. But I never celebrate my birthdays. I really don't care.
Karl Jaspers - Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life's work.
Jean Paul - Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
George Harrison - All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
Aimee Bender - I like birthday cake. It's so symbolic. It's a tempting symbol to load with something more complicated than just 'Happy birthday!' because it's this emblem of childhood and a happy day.
Samuel Johnson - The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
Lewis Carroll - There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.
Adele - I love a card. You know, cards? At birthdays? I collect them.
Sammy Hagar - Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
E. Joseph Cossman - The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Norman Rockwell - I'm not going to be caught around here for any fool celebration. To hell with birthdays!
Kiku Sharda - I have done my post graduation in Business Administration.
HoYeon Jung - I've done photo shoots for fashion brand catalogues and participated in graduation shows for fashion colleges.
Simu Liu - I studied finance and accounting in college, and I worked at a massive accounting firm out of graduation.
Chase Elliott - There's no guarantees in anything you do. But I hope there are many more weekends I can race in my life, and high school graduation you only do once.
Tony Cardenas - Truancy rates are directly correlated to low graduation rates.
Jens Lekman - I went to Legoland in Denmark when I was five, I think, but I went to Germany when I was 17 to have a little adventure after graduation.
Bob Iger - If someone comes to you with, 'It's my kid's graduation,' you don't tell them, 'Sorry, you can't go to that.' You just don't do that. You figure out some other way.
Clint Smith - School desegregation is associated with higher graduation rates, greater employability, higher earnings, and decreased rates of incarceration.
Ruben Hinojosa - While I do commend the Administration on its commitment and focus on high school reform, I believe that we must focus on graduation as the key accountability measure.
Buddy Valastro - Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It's all about the memories.
Bruce Eric Kaplan - Graduation speeches force you to reflect. They are about consciousness. Nothing is better than consciousness.
Nate Dogg - Thirty days after high-school graduation, I went straight into the Marines.
Vernon Law - They couldn't sign me until after I graduated, but right after graduation day, I had nine different organizations there wanting to sign me.
Mohanlal - I was into movies before my graduation results got out. In fact, I was on location of a movie when they came.
Tony Finau - I had a chance to win $2 million, a week after high school graduation, and if I turned pro, the sponsor was going to financially support me.
Frances Arnold - I studied mechanical engineering at Princeton and worked on solar energy after graduation.
Stephanie Ruhle - I don't remember at all what was said at my college graduation, and I think that's the case for many people.
Sharmila Tagore - I dropped out of college before graduation. I opted to begin work as an actress.
Vishwajeet Pradhan - I have a good grounding in yoga. I have been doing it from my graduation days.
Pankaj Kapur - School days were very special to me as I never found the time to complete my graduation.
Vinod Khanna - After my graduation from Sydenham College with a degree in Commerce, I was spotted by late Sunil Dutt, my idol, to act in films.
Vatsal Sheth - I started with a television serial, 'Just Mohabbat,' when I was in the first year of my graduation.
Alok Nath - I did schooling and graduation from Delhi and then went to the National School of Drama.
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Uday Kiran - I did my first film when I was in the final year of my graduation. At that time, I was still a kid, and I couldn't read the industry very well.
Kevin Spacey - After graduation, I was floundering in L.A., doing stand-up comedy and working in a shoe store in the Valley.
Bruce Eric Kaplan - I love graduation speeches. I have always loved them; I will always love them.
Tim O'Brien - I received my draft notice right after graduation from college and had three months before going into the Army in September to think about it.
Tommy Caldwell - I pretty much bailed on high school. I mean, I graduated, but I wasn't even there for my own graduation.
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