Todd Barry - I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
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Phyllis Diller - My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
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Irv Kupcinet - An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
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Kevin James - Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.
Nigel Hamilton - Thanksgiving is a time of togetherness and gratitude.
Erma Bombeck - Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
Henry David Thoreau - I am grateful for what I am and have. My thanksgiving is perpetual.
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