Norman Wisdom - As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
Thomas Bailey Aldrich - To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age.
Carl Gustav Jung - Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research.
Groucho Marx - Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Betty White - The older you get the better you get, unless you are a banana.
Aimee Bender - I like birthday cake. It's so symbolic. It's a tempting symbol to load with something more complicated than just 'Happy birthday!' because it's this emblem of childhood and a happy day.
Anne Lamott - The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are.
E. Joseph Cossman - The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Fred Astaire - Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.
Byron Pulsifer - A birthday is not a day to fear. It is a day to celebrate and look forward to the coming year.
Anna Magnani - Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.
Satchel Paige - Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter.
Brigitte Bardot - Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
Samuel Johnson - The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
Sammy Hagar - Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
Tom Wilson - Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
Georges Clemenceau - Everything I know I learned after I was 30.
Sophie Tucker - From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five
Lucy Larcom - Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come.
Bob Hope - You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Sloane Crosley - I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory.
Kristin Armstrong - I love the big fresh starts, the clean slates like birthdays and new years, but I also really like the idea that we can get up every morning and start over.
Emily Dickinson - We turn not older with years, but newer every day.
M. Rivers - Your age isn't you. Use today to feel your best, celebrate and be your very happiest.
Lucille Ball - The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Charles Schulz - Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Bob Hope - Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.
George Harrison - All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
Norman Rockwell - I'm not going to be caught around here for any fool celebration. To hell with birthdays!
Nicky Gumbel - Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be. Make the most of it!
Golda Meir - Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it.
Jim Gaffigan - Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.
Booth Tarkington - Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age.
Buddy Valastro - Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It's all about the memories.
Lewis Carroll - There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.
Liv Tyler - I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too.
William Barclay - There are two great days in a person’s life—the day we are born and the day we discover why.
Paris Hilton - The way I see it, you should live every day like it's your birthday.
Dave Allen - I still think of myself as I was 25 years ago. Then I look in a mirror and see an old bastard and I realize it’s me.
Lionel Blue - To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.
Karl Jaspers - Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life's work.
Sam Levenson - It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
Adele - I love a card. You know, cards? At birthdays? I collect them.
Menachem Mendel Schneerson - Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.
Bobby Kelton - Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
Euripides - If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
John Glenn - There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Jean Paul - Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
Robert Staughton Lynd - Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen.
Art Buchwald - This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
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