Georges Clemenceau - Everything I know I learned after I was 30.
M. Rivers - Your age isn't you. Use today to feel your best, celebrate and be your very happiest.
Golda Meir - Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it.
Paris Hilton - The way I see it, you should live every day like it's your birthday.
Bobby Kelton - Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
Carl Gustav Jung - Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research.
Anna Magnani - Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.
Sophie Tucker - From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five
Lucille Ball - The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Jim Gaffigan - Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.
Dave Allen - I still think of myself as I was 25 years ago. Then I look in a mirror and see an old bastard and I realize it’s me.
Euripides - If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
Groucho Marx - Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Satchel Paige - Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter.
Lucy Larcom - Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come.
Charles Schulz - Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Booth Tarkington - Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age.
Wilfred Peterson - Your birthday is the beginning of your own personal new year. Your first birthday was a beginning, and each new birthday is a chance to begin again, to start over, to take a new gri
Edward Morykwas - Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Rachel Maddow - My life is better with every year of living it.
Bernard Baruch - To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Norman Wisdom - As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
Fred Astaire - Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.
Tom Wilson - Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
Emily Dickinson - We turn not older with years, but newer every day.
Nicky Gumbel - Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be. Make the most of it!
William Barclay - There are two great days in a person’s life—the day we are born and the day we discover why.
Menachem Mendel Schneerson - Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.
Bob Hope - You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
John L. Phillips - There weren't any astronauts until I was about 10. Yuri Gagarin went into space right around my 10th birthday.
Isla Fisher - I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.
Gene Tierney - I had been offered a Hollywood contract before my 18th birthday. It gave me the spark I needed.
Bobby Sherman - One I built when I was a kid, and it was a real miniature of Disneyland. I fell in love with the park when I went there with my parents on my 12th birthday.
Anne Lamott - Some people won't go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter.
Blake Anderson - I love mayonnaise. Every birthday when I was a kid I'd go to Black Angus and just dip my burger in mayo.
Jeff Dunham - Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there for every major event.
Rob Lowe - I am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids' birthday parties.
Matthew Sweet - The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him.
Cody Horn - And I was very shy as a kid; if you sang me 'Happy Birthday,' I would cry. Quite shy. So the idea of being an actor, much less a model, was just out of this world.
Cathy Guisewite - I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday.
Brendan Rodgers - It turns out I share a birthday with Jose Mourinho. He is exactly 10 years older than me.
Mary Antin - On a royal birthday every house must fly a flag, or the owner would be dragged to a police station and be fined twenty-five rubles.
Faith Salie - Did you know you're supposed to soap and scrub for as long as it takes to sing 'Happy Birthday' twice?
Trea Turner - My mom's always asking me for hits and stolen bases and home runs and different things on Mother's Day and her birthday.
Tulsi Kumar - Working on good music is what brings happiness to my heart and I cannot think of a better way to spend my birthday.
Barun Sobti - My wife and I love to travel, so if we don't have work on either her or my birthday, we definitely travel.
Rekha - I actually visit the temple every day but I genuinely don't understand the importance that people give to their birthdays or any special day, be it a festival or a birthday.
Diane von Furstenberg - I had arranged a birthday party for him and my children, who are all Aquarians. Instead, we got married. I ran out of excuses. It was just us and my children.
Kelly Clarkson - I just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. It's what I wanted to do, so we went.
Logic - I grew up on Section 8 housing, food stamps, welfare, and dealing with social services. I never had a Christmas. I never had a birthday.
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