Templates
P. J. O'Rourke - Of all the American educational system's problems, none is more severe than the academic year beginning before Labor Day.
Christopher Morley - No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does
Humphrey Bogart - A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.
Robert Wagner - A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad.
Martin Luther - Be thou comforted, little dog, Thou too in Resurrection shall have a little golden tail
Abraham Lincoln - How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn't make it a leg.
Caroline Polachek - I think that's a big trope in pop music: the blaze-of-glory breakup. It's not one that I particularly identify with, but it's definitely possible.
Kat Edmonson - For 'Way Down Low', I was particularly inspired by a breakup I was going through and a transition I was making from Austin to New York.
Doug Larso - If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
Duane Chapman - Dog is God spelled backward
Lewis Grizzard - Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Ann Landers - Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Steven Wright - I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
Nikita Gill - Let it hurt. Let it bleed. Let it heal. And let it go.
Kate Nash - Hair is so important and emotional. I dyed mine black and blond after a breakup - there's something really powerful about changing your hair when you're in a weird place.
Larry Hogan - School after Labor Day is now the law of the land in Maryland.
Rodney Dangerfield - Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid
Labor Day Quote Drawing
Dwight D. Eisenhower - What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Franklin P. Jones - Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
Faraaz Kazi - No matter how hard your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief.
Aditya Roy Kapur - My first breakup happened when I was in standard 9th. I remember being very lost, and for me, it was like the end of the world, and I will never find another girl.
Peter Jennings - The candidate out front on Labor Day has historically been the one who stayed ahead in November.
Jack London - A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog
Ernest Hemingway - In modern war... you will die like a dog for no good reason.
Kinky Friedman - Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
Harry S Truman - You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
Oscar Wilde - The heart was made to be broken.
LeToya Luckett - I remember, as a kid, my first breakup at 14 years old, I was jamming to Toni Braxton trying to heal out here. Why did an angel break my heart? Hell, I don't know.
Katie Lee - Labor Day means grilling outside!
Dick Dale - There's a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around
Austin O'Malley - Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you
Konrad Lorenz - The bond with a true dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth will ever be.
Ogden Nash - A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Steve Maraboli - Breakups can be sad, but sometimes tears are the price we pay for a freedom we need.
Norman Borlaug - The breakup of the former Soviet Union has caused its grain output to plummet, but if the new republics recover economically, they could produce vast amounts of food.
James P. Hoffa - Labor Day is seen as a day of rest for many hardworking Americans.
Andy Rooney - The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Friedrich Nietzsche - Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'
Adam Smith - Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.
Josh Billings - A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Cassandra Clare - Sharp is the arrows of a broken heart.
Liz Tuccillo - Everyone wants to talk about terrible breakups. Breakups are horrible, they're relatable, and people do them badly. Everyone has a story of a terrible breakup.
Karl Kraus - Jealousy is a dog's bark which attracts thieves
Edith Wharton - My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet.
Catfish Hunter - The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass all the time.
Benjamin Franklin - There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Groucho Marx - Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Frank Ocean - Whatever you do, never run back to what broke you.
Hannah Simone - When you're going through a breakup, you should just let yourself feel everything so you can get over it as opposed to pretending everything's okay and dragging it out.
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