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Jerry Seinfeld - You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.’ Template
Jerry Seinfeld - You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.’ Template
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Bob Hope - Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning. Template
Bob Hope - Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning. Template
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Betty White - The older you get the better you get, unless you are a banana. Template
Betty White - The older you get the better you get, unless you are a banana. Template
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Lionel Blue - To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies. Template
Lionel Blue - To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies. Template
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John Glenn - There is still no cure for the common birthday. Template
John Glenn - There is still no cure for the common birthday. Template
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Brigitte Bardot - Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it. Template
Brigitte Bardot - Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it. Template
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Booth Tarkington - Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age. Template
Booth Tarkington - Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age. Template
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Satchel Paige - Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter. Template
Satchel Paige - Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter. Template
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Groucho Marx - Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Template
Groucho Marx - Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Template
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Lucy Larcom - Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come. Template
Lucy Larcom - Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come. Template
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Charles Schulz - Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. Template
Charles Schulz - Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. Template
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Dave Allen - I still think of myself as I was 25 years ago. Then I look in a mirror and see an old bastard and I realize it’s me. Template
Dave Allen - I still think of myself as I was 25 years ago. Then I look in a mirror and see an old bastard and I realize it’s me. Template
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Lucille Ball - The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Template
Lucille Ball - The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Template
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Euripides - If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. Template
Euripides - If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. Template
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Jim Gaffigan - Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen. Template
Jim Gaffigan - Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen. Template
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Sophie Tucker - From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five
Sophie Tucker - From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five
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Bobby Kelton - Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece? Template
Bobby Kelton - Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece? Template
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Golda Meir - Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. Template
Golda Meir - Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. Template
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Anna Magnani - Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them. Template
Anna Magnani - Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them. Template
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Paris Hilton - The way I see it, you should live every day like it's your birthday. Template
Paris Hilton - The way I see it, you should live every day like it's your birthday. Template
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Carl Gustav Jung - Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research. Template
Carl Gustav Jung - Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research. Template
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Thomas Bailey Aldrich - To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. Template
Thomas Bailey Aldrich - To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. Template
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Oscar Wilde - The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything. Template
Oscar Wilde - The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything. Template
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Byron Pulsifer - A birthday is not a day to fear. It is a day to celebrate and look forward to the coming year. Template
Byron Pulsifer - A birthday is not a day to fear. It is a day to celebrate and look forward to the coming year. Template
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Georges Clemenceau - Everything I know I learned after I was 30. Template
Georges Clemenceau - Everything I know I learned after I was 30. Template
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M. Rivers - Your age isn't you. Use today to feel your best, celebrate and be your very happiest. Template
M. Rivers - Your age isn't you. Use today to feel your best, celebrate and be your very happiest. Template
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Tom Wilson - Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. Template
Tom Wilson - Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. Template
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Menachem Mendel Schneerson - Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. Templa
Menachem Mendel Schneerson - Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. Templa
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William Barclay - There are two great days in a person’s life—the day we are born and the day we discover why. Template
William Barclay - There are two great days in a person’s life—the day we are born and the day we discover why. Template
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Emily Dickinson - We turn not older with years, but newer every day. Template
Emily Dickinson - We turn not older with years, but newer every day. Template
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Nicky Gumbel - Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be. Make the most of it! Template
Nicky Gumbel - Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be. Make the most of it! Template
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Bernard Baruch - To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. Template
Bernard Baruch - To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. Template
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Edward Morykwas - Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. Template
Edward Morykwas - Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. Template
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Fred Astaire - Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young. Template
Fred Astaire - Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young. Template
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Rachel Maddow - My life is better with every year of living it. Template
Rachel Maddow - My life is better with every year of living it. Template
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Norman Wisdom - As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. Template
Norman Wisdom - As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. Template
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Wilfred Peterson - Your birthday is the beginning of your own personal new year. Your first birthday was a beginning, and each new birthday is a chance to begin again, to start over, to take a new gri
Wilfred Peterson - Your birthday is the beginning of your own personal new year. Your first birthday was a beginning, and each new birthday is a chance to begin again, to start over, to take a new gri
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John Lennon - Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears. Template
John Lennon - Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears. Template